something to keep the insomniacs and the bored busy...

[salomeuk]

misheard lyrics website

Also check out funny lyrics - someone sees a double meaning in part of Insatiable. NO, really?! Durrrrrr! And nonsensical lyrics - my fave bit on that section is this quote:

"Savage Garden's, "Santa Monica"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
See, on the telephone line
I am any height, I am any age I want to be

Why They're Nonsensical:
If you're talking to someone on the telephone, does it really matter about your height anyway?! They can't see you so why worry!"

Yeeeeeeesssss.....which is the whole POINT, surely?! LOL!

[Juliet10]

*shakes head*

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to wander around by themselves [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Michelle

xx

[DarrensAngel]

I think this is a good one

Savage Garden's, "Affirmations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that nudie magazines promote your self esteem
Correct Lyrics:
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem

[Lady_Ilona]

Savage Garden's, "Chained To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's bringing me to my knees
Like a runner bean
Correct Lyrics:
It's bringing me to my knees
Like a wannabe


LOL..a runner bean??

[Lainbrain]

oh you poor girls maybe a good bang might help you sleep. (in the head you pervs)

Lain

[Juliet10]

LOL..a runner bean??
*****************

I hadn't heard that one before [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lain, I could use a good bang [img]wink.gif[/img]

Michelle

xx

[DarrensAngel]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lainbrain:
oh you poor girls maybe a good bang might help you sleep. (in the head you pervs)

Lain</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sure that's what you meant. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[salomeuk]

I love that one about "nudie magazines", lol! Maybe one of us should send the link to the fanclub - they might forward it to Darren, hehehe!

Another one of the "missing the point" brigade is on the misrhymed lyrics page....but if you look at the example given, and think to the first verse - that doesn't either. So those lines are not meant to rhyme! What's the problem with that? Or are all songs supposed to be written as rhyming couplets now and no-one told me?!

[Lainbrain]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by salomeuk:
I love that one about "nudie magazines", lol! Maybe one of us should send the link to the fanclub - they might forward it to Darren, hehehe!

Another one of the "missing the point" brigade is on the misrhymed lyrics page....but if you look at the example given, and think to the first verse - that doesn't either. So those lines are not meant to rhyme! What's the problem with that? Or are all songs supposed to be written as rhyming couplets now and no-one told me?!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Sue you?re much too coherent for the middle of the night.
It?s almost bed time here and I am having trouble understanding you. No wonder you can?t sleep your mind never stops.

[Lady_Ilona]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lainbrain:
oh you poor girls maybe a good bang might help you sleep. (in the head you pervs)

Lain</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

ok well then can you send darren over with some wood.. [img]smile.gif[/img]